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Song Parodies -> "Dangle Balls"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Dangle Balls"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Swelling down below
I got kicked right in the "lads"
Damn that lousy ho
Now I've purple 'nads
When I have to piss
It's a nasty sight
It's called elephanti-a-sis
For something isn't right

Ow, dangle balls, dangle balls
Now they're in the way
Ow, what pain it is to hide
My big testicles today
Dangle balls, dangle balls
Hurts me in the scrot
Ow, when I put on my pants
I sing a real high note

Doctor said to rest
Sit and spread my legs
Look on down my chest
Walnuts are now eggs
The pain is sure severe
Just isn't my day
Gotta drink another beer
To help it go away

Ow, dangle balls, dangle balls
Always in the way
Ow, what pain it is to hide
My big testicles today
Dangle balls, dangle balls
Hurts me in the scrot
Ow, when I put on my pants
I sing a real high note


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carol - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
ow that hurts just reading this 555
Now JCB - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Bollocks!!

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