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Song Parodies -> "Do You Fear What I Fear?"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Hear What I Hear?"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Fear What I Fear?"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Are you as sick as I am?
Said the vendor to the customers
You will hear these songs clear!
All throughout the store, customers
You will hear about cheer!
The noise, the noise
How my eardrums blew
With those ads as loud as the Who
With those songs as loud as the Who

Said the customer to the Safeway boss
"Can you turn the tunes down?"
"In your noisy store, Safeway boss"
"Feel like I'm going to drown"
"Cannot, cannot"
Says poor shouting he
"It is all controlled by not me!"
"It is all controlled centrally!"

Said the Boss and the corporation there
Listen to what I play
Shop around, maybe else somewhere
You will hear what they play!
Those songs, those songs
Oh, so gay and bright
They will bring on gag reflex tonight
They will bring on heaving through the night

That crap, that crap
Haunting me at night
Do you fear what I fear
This blight

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Bob Konigsberg - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Scary Rick! Merry Christmas - 5's
Michael Pacholek - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Not much fear, but it's beginning to look a lot like loathing.
Rick C - December 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas, RAD and MAD!
Rex - December 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Ooh, Santa's gonna leave coal in your stocking...:-) Good job, particularly enjoyed the Who line.

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