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Song Parodies -> "All I Want For Xmas Is Some New Front Teats"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teeth"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"All I Want For Xmas Is Some New Front Teats"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Every woman stops and pities me
My two front teats are tiny as can be
I know that there is a cure for this catastrophe
And my one wish on Christmas eve
Is to raise enough money

All I want for Christmas is some new front teats
Some big ass teats, D-cup new front teats
Gee, If I could only get those two front teats
Then I would get tips like Sue

Merry Lapdance!

It seems so wrong that men will pay
Busty Susie shakin' while they gawk her
Gosh, oh gee, I'd make the money
If I could get some knockers! (Ssssssssssss)

All I want for Christmas is some new front teats
Some big ass teats, D-cup new front teats
Gee, if I could only get some new front teats
Then I could give you..

Happy Ending!

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