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Song Parodies -> "Latrines' Hymn"

Original Song Title:

"Marines' Hymn"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Latrines' Hymn"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I got ones from some idiot because of a potty song, so I had to write another.........come and get it!
From revenge of Montezuma
To the guys that miss with pee
I flush what human beings create
Do it sanitarily

It's a dirty job, but without me
All the streets would be unclean
So be proud to do your duty in
A nice modern day latrine

I get installed in every home
I'm expensive to repair
I have many good accessories
So the germs you do not share

Making jokes about me's impolite
Sometimes border on obscene
But just try to live a day without
A nice modern day latrine

In ancient times things weren't so nice
People left their loads in haste
You could travel down a country road
And see many piles of waste

So be glad we're not in Roman times
Where the sewers could be seen
And you live where you can rest your loins
On a modern day latrine

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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 5   14

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Adagio - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!! Had me hooked from the title. :D 5's
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
it's impolite to make jokes, so write a parody instead - clever strategy Rick - 555
John Barry - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Semper fives!
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, is this a song about toilets? Dude, we don't do that here; you must be new.
Johnny D - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Captain Tidy Bowl, SIR!
alvin rhodes - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
a stirring anthem...god bless the latrines...5s
Melhi - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
My only piece of potty humor bears the same name. My "Latrine Hymn" fared quite well, but was "one"d sometime between the ratings wipe and when I returned from vacation to discover there had been a ratings wipe. :(
AFW - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Plumb good...
Meriadoc - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I see your pristine new latrine has so far not attracted any number ones or number twos! :-D
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Sir! Three fives, Sir!

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