-> "Blow the Man Down Today"
Original Song Title:
"Blow the Man Down"
Parody Song Title:
"Blow the Man Down Today"
Oh, blow the man down, dearies, blow the man down
Cheer him today, blow the man down
Oh, blow the man down, honey, blow the man down
Waste no more time, just blow the man down
I saw her a-walking down Paradise street
Looking to find a man to blow down
Soon came the offer, then came the "meet"
Took her no time to blow the man down
She was round in the bumper, and buff in the prow
Quick to be paid to blow the man down
Offering service, when mate says "Not now!"
Should be no crime to blow the man down
So I gave her a fifty, and took her below
To me for pay said "Blow the man down!"
Just takes some moisture, seedlings do grow
Feeling just fine to blow the man down
But as I was growing, I grabbed her down there
To me now hey! Blow the man down
Found some equipment, I think we did share
Gave me a shock, whoa, slow the man down
It was too late, I turned round to zip
I ain't no gay, but blow the man down
He was so good, I gave him a tip
Might try again next time I'm in town
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