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Song Parodies -> "Fat Freddie's Pet's Catnip"

Original Song Title:

"The Teddy Bear's Picnic"

Original Performer:

Trad.

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Freddie's Pet's Catnip"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

The apostrophes on the title are for Phil. Actually, so is the rest. Phil told me he's the only one that has done a Freak Brothers parody. Not anymore.
If you go up to the pad today
You're in for a big surprise
Up to the Freak Brothers pad today
You'll find very loaded guys
And if you nag, "What's under that pet?"
It's just a bag, but don't get upset
For that's the cat that's holding Fat Freddie's catnip

Ev'ry loadie who's short of cash
Is sure of a buzz today
The cat of Freddie will guard the stash
The claws keep the feds away
Beneath the ass is wonderful grass
But give him air when he lets one pass
For that's the cat that's holding Fat Freddie's catnip

If you go up to that pad tonight
You'd better prepare to stay
Up to the Freak Brothers pad tonight
The room's full of something gray
It's lot's of smoke, but no cigarette
You'll laugh at jokes you don't even get
All from the cat that's holding Fat Freddie's catnip

Catnip time for the witless
The idiots are getting through times of no money
Cartoon time from the Ripoff Press
And see the catnip make them so funny

See them move from place to place
They need a newer space
They haven't paid rent for weeks
At two O'clock the narcotics officers
Take them off to jail
Because they're dope-dealin' dumb-ass freaks

Another recording on the site we had something to do with. Listen to Phil.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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John Barry - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Major ursine parody, Rick. Hope to see you at Expresso Gardens later this month.
Rick D - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool. It's the place to be on this coast.
Johnny D - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
"Dope will get you through times with no money better than money will get you through times with no dope!" 555, brings back smoky memories.
Kristof Robertson - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFL..."Beneath the ass is wonderful grass"...classic! 555 :-)
Paul Robinson - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick - This is another really good one. 5's. Say, it looks like John is on the West Coast here also...cool. I'm thinking of another trip up North, probably not until after July, though. Still in the mulling stages but when I get into the planning stages I want to check with you on the Espresso Garden dates so I can make plans to stop in again. If I give you enough lead time maybe the usual suspects plus some new ones can be cajoled into dropping in, too.
alvin rhodes - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
gotta ZAP ya with some 5s...too funny
Phil Alexander - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
What? You reckon Norbert the Narc finally gets the better of the Freak Brothers? Never!!!

Brilliant, Rick :-)
Rod Worden - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Fine work, Rick, many great lines! 5s

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