Song Parodies -> Bye, Bye, Black Beard
| Original Song Title: | "Bye, Bye, Blackbird" |
| Original Performer: | Trad |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bye, Bye, Black Beard" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
Lookin’ off my chinny’s mold
Feelin’ cold
Getting’ old
Bye bye, black beard
Now that sucker’s white and gray
Wrinkled skin, lots of play
Bye bye, black beard
Like my hair but better to just bare all
Oh I’ll go and buy some Lady Clairol
Make me young I’ll dye the fuzz
Get the chicks all because
Black beard
Buy buy
Dyin’ up my hair like Moe
Dry and blow
Out I go
My, my black beard
Find sombody datin’ me
Tell them I’m forty-three
My my black beard
Some gal here might love and maybe do me
Let Viagra add to the whole new me
Get in bed, kill the light
Hope I don’t snore tonight
Black beard
Buy buy
Feelin’ cold
Getting’ old
Bye bye, black beard
Now that sucker’s white and gray
Wrinkled skin, lots of play
Bye bye, black beard
Like my hair but better to just bare all
Oh I’ll go and buy some Lady Clairol
Make me young I’ll dye the fuzz
Get the chicks all because
Black beard
Buy buy
Dyin’ up my hair like Moe
Dry and blow
Out I go
My, my black beard
Find sombody datin’ me
Tell them I’m forty-three
My my black beard
Some gal here might love and maybe do me
Let Viagra add to the whole new me
Get in bed, kill the light
Hope I don’t snore tonight
Black beard
Buy buy
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OK, own up - who else thought this was going to be about the death of a pirate? Ooo-arrgh, me hearties.. t'was a close shave.
I was almost expecting it to be... 555.
I'm about to start my grizzled winter facial coat. This was razor-sharp.
I thought it *was* about the pirate aging... um, wasn't he called Blackbeard because he had a, um... n/m. Shows how much I know. 555
Arr! Worked for me.
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