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Song Parodies -> "Bye, Bye, Black Beard"

Original Song Title:

"Bye, Bye, Blackbird"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bye, Bye, Black Beard"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Lookin’ off my chinny’s mold
Feelin’ cold
Getting’ old
Bye bye, black beard
Now that sucker’s white and gray
Wrinkled skin, lots of play
Bye bye, black beard

Like my hair but better to just bare all
Oh I’ll go and buy some Lady Clairol
Make me young I’ll dye the fuzz
Get the chicks all because
Black beard
Buy buy

Dyin’ up my hair like Moe
Dry and blow
Out I go
My, my black beard
Find sombody datin’ me
Tell them I’m forty-three
My my black beard

Some gal here might love and maybe do me
Let Viagra add to the whole new me
Get in bed, kill the light
Hope I don’t snore tonight
Black beard
Buy buy

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Phil Alexander - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
OK, own up - who else thought this was going to be about the death of a pirate? Ooo-arrgh, me hearties.. t'was a close shave.
Stephen Harrington - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I was almost expecting it to be... 555.
John Barry - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm about to start my grizzled winter facial coat. This was razor-sharp.
Tommy Turtle - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought it *was* about the pirate aging... um, wasn't he called Blackbeard because he had a, um... n/m. Shows how much I know. 555
Project Sisyphus - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Arr! Worked for me.

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