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Song Parodies -> "Amazing Chest"

Original Song Title:

"Amazing Grace"

Original Performer:

Trad.

Parody Song Title:

"Amazing Chest"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Amazing chest, so big and round
All due to surgery
I once was flat, no heaving mound
Was “A” but now, a “D”

Twas Ace that bought this rack I cheer
And Ace my parts enlarged
And in his films I did appear
So I would not be charged

Through many scenes of love and lust
I made so many come
And handy was my store-bought bust
And songs like this I’d hum

The Lord had beauty gave to me
But missed a couple spots
Now I give all the world to see
And many get the hots

When I have made a hundred flicks
Quite young I will retire
I’ll settle down and raise some chicks
No nursing will require

Amazing chest, so big and round
All due to surgery
I once was flat, now I’m renowned
Washed up at twenty-three

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McKludge - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
And back problems at 30 :-)
My security code was 68J. Is that a valid bra size?
YousoCrazy - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This song is amazing. The life of a porn star... nice. I usually look over the songs on this web site and do not leave comments, but this one was done so well, I could not help myself. Congrats on a "boob" job well done. Have a Nice Day. =-)
Stephen Harrington - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
The pervy neko-sage gives you 555.
Rex - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I mean it as a compliment when I say this parody's a bust. Excellent work
Ann Hammond - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
TJC - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Grand! Make that double grand, from bouncy beginnings to wunderbra coda!

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