There is a slacker
In my workforce
Lazy, lazy
Hired one day
By A.A., of course
Hired by old Pac Bell
Whether he's working
Or working not
Sometimes it's hard to tell
I see him sleeping or smoking pot
You know he's 'round by the smell

Lazy, lazy
Still the paychecks go through
Answer's hazy
If asked, "What do you do?"
He's just here for his enjoyment
And yet secure employment
He's in the clear, cause he's been here
For three decades of years, plus two

He's been an anchor
That still gets pay
Lazy, lazy
Piddling away
The hours each day
"Working" at old Ma Bell
When the road ends
And he's all retired
He can say "It was swell"
Many bright guys
That have all been fired
Yes, I played the game so well

Lazy, lazy
Still the paychecks went through
Answer's hazy
If asked, "What did you do?"
He was there for his enjoyment
And yet secured employment
He got his share, cause he was there
For three decades of years, plus two