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Song Parodies -> "Do Your Boobs Hang Low?"

Original Song Title:

"Do Your Ears Hang Low?"

Original Performer:

Trad

Parody Song Title:

"Do Your Boobs Hang Low?"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Sometimes you don't have to change too many words
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they woggle to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a bag that has a boulder?
Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs sit high?
Do they point up to the sky?
Do they wrinkle when they're cold?
Do they turn on every guy?
Do you wave them at your lover?
Do they run and look for cover?
Do your boobs sit high?

Do your boobs flop wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little tease?
Do they pop from your brassiere?
When you drive, do they like to steer?
Do your boobs flop wide?

Do your boobs expand?
When you spend a couple grand?
Do they falsely fill your blouse?
Make you master of the house?
Do you flash them every way?
Just like Pammy A.?
Do your boobs expand?

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 151

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Royce Miller - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Alot of serious questions here...we'll need some time to sort out the answers.
Rick C - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
This is wunderbra.....5s
John Barry - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever cleavage.
Adagio - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Just the kind of silliness I like right now. :)
Kat - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
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Opal - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Its sooo cute. I am looking for the video that goes with the first verse with the little lady singing it and throwing her boobs over her shoulder. Please e-mail it to me at olelam@juno.com
dallas - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
funny
s - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
this is absolutely hilarious :)
ashley - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment
if u go on youtube.com and type do your boobs hang low u will find the video
UnKnownMistress - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, Sir, I am the "Mistress of the House" and my bra & I intend to keep it that way!
patty - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
my husband didn't like this little tune - said it reminded him of the ice cream truck in Houston - so I came on here - played him the Granny video & then sang him this version. I think he'll feel different about the ice cream truck from now on... LOL
ayan - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
do ur boobs hang low? my graammmyyys do LOL:D but mine r high up der!!
GK - May 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Great oldy but goodie at the BAR Thanks for the memories
Dominque61 - March 27, 2013 - Report this comment
I love boobs, and love this long version of the song!
ashley - November 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Hahaha made me laugh so hard
blehboobs - April 17, 2014 - Report this comment
why people like bewbs?
Jenny - June 30, 2014 - Report this comment
That was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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