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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Days of Catbox"
Original Song Title:
"Twelve Days of Xmas"
Original Performer:
Trad
Parody Song Title:
"Twelve Days of Catbox"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Now that Xmas is over, I can submit this. I am writing this from San Antonio, Texas, where I am watching my son graduate Air Force boot camp.
On the first day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
A wet litter pocket of pee
On the second day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Two turds above
And a small little pocket of pee
On the third day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Three stench bombs
And a big litter pocket of pee
On the fourth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Four balls of fur
And a further injection of pee
On the fifth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Five smelly things
On the sixth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Six craps a laying
In a risi-ing ocean of pee
On the seventh day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Seven poops a swimming
In that tub that is half full of pee
On the eighth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Eight globs of feces
And another half gallon of pee
On the ninth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Piles on the carpet
And another location to pee
On the tenth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Calls from the landlord
And unbearable smells from that pee
On the eleventh day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Eviction warning
And a raging river of pee
On the twelfth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Substandard housing
On the street where I now have to pee
A wet litter pocket of pee
On the second day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Two turds above
And a small little pocket of pee
On the third day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Three stench bombs
And a big litter pocket of pee
On the fourth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Four balls of fur
And a further injection of pee
On the fifth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Five smelly things
On the sixth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Six craps a laying
In a risi-ing ocean of pee
On the seventh day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Seven poops a swimming
In that tub that is half full of pee
On the eighth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Eight globs of feces
And another half gallon of pee
On the ninth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Piles on the carpet
And another location to pee
On the tenth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Calls from the landlord
And unbearable smells from that pee
On the eleventh day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Eviction warning
And a raging river of pee
On the twelfth day of Catbox my dear pet gave to me:
Substandard housing
On the street where I now have to pee
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Hi Rick! Yes... I'm still occasionally looking at this site! Anyway... my comment: this reminds me of my cat's litterbox after being away for the holidays for a week and paying a catsitter $20 a day to, uh, do the duty. Enough said! ;-) Best wishes to you and your family.
Puuuurrrrr - and a catty New Year!
Happy New Year, Highlander.
Well, as a "Cat-Fancier" and one who is particularly partial to cat-box parodies (I really love 'em - written a couple or so myself) I really got a kick out of this one...Nice job...Congrats to Daniel (and to you, proud Papa, yourself)...he's a sharp kid...an apple that landed somewhere near the tree and has not gone rotten either...
Good song! Instantly reminded me of all the cats that we have had. 5's
I was wondering how you'd come up with twelve different phrases for what cats do in and around that cat box. Well done, I enjoyed this due to my firsthand experience.
I'm back from Texas. What an ordeal, we drove. I'll be on chatting soon.
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