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Song Parodies -> "They Call the Windbag Mariah"

Original Song Title:

"They Call the Wind Mariah"

Original Performer:

Trad.

Parody Song Title:

"They Call the Windbag Mariah"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Mari came up with the idea for this. I just ran with it. We had this idea where we would record a "Duet" with Whitney and Mariah singing one word (Baby) over and over but stretching it out over so many notes that the whole thing would last three minutes.
Mariah.....Mariah....
They call that witch Mariah

Way out there, she's quite insane
A pain to interview
Her brain's a mess
We're all her toy
And they call that loon Mariah

Mariah bosses staff around
And sends the plates a-flying
Mariah makes that high-pitched sound
Like cats are up and dying

Mariah.....Mariah...
They call that shrew Mariah

Before I knew Mariah's name
I heard her awful singing
All pyrotechnic loop de loops
And soon my ears were ringing
She's always on my T.V. set
(I) scream when it shows "Glitter"
Let's make a plan, maybe we can
Get Bobby Brown to hit her

Mariah...Mariah...
They call that slut Mariah

The world has got a face for lame
And there's a name for loony
But when that diva hits the stage
The words mean much more to me
If I were the most lonely man
Stuck on a desert island
And she were there to comfort me
I'd swim through sharks for dry land

Mariah...Mariah...
They call that "star" Mariah

Mariah....Mariah....
Blow your lungs out, please
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John Jenkins - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Outstanding parody, especially the conclusion.
Johnny D - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
555

Reminds me of a CSN tune.....

Carey's song!
Dogs are howling!
Fish are dying in the po-o-ond!
Paul Robinson - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick (& Mari) D - Hilarious, had me laughing out loud! 5-5-5
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG...rick, this is funny as hell....i think i injured my spleen laughing
Michael Pacholek - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I used to not be able to tell the difference between Whitney and Maria until the DJ said who it was. Now I know: Mariah was only briefly nuts, Whitney seems to be stuck that way.
Grace Hampton - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
She does make a sound like cats caterwauling. So does Whitney singing "I will always loooooove yooooooooooo.".
pickle - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll never forgive her for murdering 'Without You'. I can remember Nicky Campbell on Radio One singing 'Happy Birthday To You' a la Mariah the week she took 'Without You' to No. 1. Hadn't Pete Ham and Harry Nilsson suffered enough without that silly madam wrecking their song?
Elwood P. Dowd - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
A real gem of a parody, and pointed at a broad who has earned it in spades. Very nice work !
Maria - January 30, 2015 - Report this comment
the Bobby Brown line is un-PC, but funny

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