-> "They Call the Windbag Mariah"
Original Song Title:
"They Call the Wind Mariah"
Parody Song Title:
"They Call the Windbag Mariah"
The Lyrics
Mariah.....Mariah....
They call that witch Mariah
Way out there, she's quite insane
A pain to interview
Her brain's a mess
We're all her toy
And they call that loon Mariah
Mariah bosses staff around
And sends the plates a-flying
Mariah makes that high-pitched sound
Like cats are up and dying
Mariah.....Mariah...
They call that shrew Mariah
Before I knew Mariah's name
I heard her awful singing
All pyrotechnic loop de loops
And soon my ears were ringing
She's always on my T.V. set
(I) scream when it shows "Glitter"
Let's make a plan, maybe we can
Get Bobby Brown to hit her
Mariah...Mariah...
They call that slut Mariah
The world has got a face for lame
And there's a name for loony
But when that diva hits the stage
The words mean much more to me
If I were the most lonely man
Stuck on a desert island
And she were there to comfort me
I'd swim through sharks for dry land
Mariah...Mariah...
They call that "star" Mariah
Mariah....Mariah....
Blow your lungs out, please
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