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Song Parodies -> "What's New, Escargoon?"

Original Song Title:

"What's New, Pussy Cat?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"What's New, Escargoon?"

Parody Written by:

Andrea Huckstep

The Lyrics

Another song about my favorite Kirby character, Escargoon
(Chorus)
What's new, Escargoon? Oh oh oh
What's new, Escargoon? Oh oh oh

Escargoon, Escargoon
I've got flowers
and half an hour
to spend with you,
So go and comb out your cute little Escargoon hair!
Escargoon, Escargoon
I love you
yes, I do!
You and your Escargoon hair!
(chorus)

Escargoon, Escargoon,
you're so thrilling,
and I'm so willing
to care for you.
So go and clean up your cute little Escargoon face!
Escargoon, Escargoon,
I love you
yes, I do!
You and your Escargoon face!
(Chorus)

Escargoon, Escargoon,
you're so vicious
and if my wishes
can all come true.
I'll soon be seeing your sweet little Escargoon smile!
Escargoon, Escargoon
I love you
yes, I do!
You and your Escargoon smile!
You and your Escargoon eyes!
You and your Escargoon voice!

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