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Song Parodies -> "Cute Mister Cop, Where Are You?"

Original Song Title:

"Car 54, Where Are You?"

Original Performer:

Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Cute Mister Cop, Where Are You?"

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The Lyrics

IN THE NEWS: This story was on the cable news over the weekend. It seems a 45 year old female noticed a good looking policeman answering a robbery report next door, and decided to call 911 to meet him. Asked the 911 operator to have him call her...which, he did, and also showed up at her house and booked her for non-emergency use of the system.
Caught a glimpse of him next door
He's like Honey in the Hive
Want to meet that hot policeman
I'm a female, "Forty Five"
I been smitten, I'm beguiled
Really drove my hormones wild,
Cute Mister Cop, Where Are You?

(Vibrating inter-lewd)

Hello, is this "Nine One One"
My "Emerge and see's" begun
Need to meet that hot policeman
Send him over on the run
In my "Must Meet's" he is filed
With him, I could be "Church Aisled"
Cute Mister Cop, Where Are You?

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alvin rhodes - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
funny twist
AFW - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
TJC - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever, funny and very copical...but, are you sure it wasn't car 555?
AFW - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks, TJC...
Shiek Of The Mutilated - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
What a ditz! Good parody, though.
Alpha Skua - October 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Its 2'11 in progress handle code Three

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