Making a lake in the world today
Takes all the bombs we got
Can't find Osama we won't worry
He's helping out a lot
You're probably wondering What way?

All those times the bombers fly
So quickly over head
And we dont care that Afghanistan
Looks like a golf course instead

Because soon we will know
Osama's death isn't fake
It's Taliban's mistake
We are the land of the free
Opportunity when we wake
So now Afghanistan is a lake

Roll outta bed, Osama's dead
His head is on a plate
You hear the news from the hebrews
and so you say it's great

That'll he to screw with us and the reason is
Because soon we will know
Osama's death isn't fake
It's Taliban's mistake
We are the land of the free
Opportunity when we wake
So now Afghanistan is a lake

Afghanistan is just a lake
And it's man made so it's fake
it woulda been a golf course
but that woulda been a mistake
So we decided to make it a lake.