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Song Parodies -> "Michael Moore"

Original Song Title:

"Charlie Brown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Coasters

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Moore"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Morse

The Lyrics

Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum
I smell the lies of that big fat bum

Michael Moore, Michael Moore
He's a bore, that Michael Moore
His act's getting tired, it's very plain to see
(Moore: You all must be part of a right-wing conspiracy!)

That's him spreadin' lies, yeah I know that's him
Now he's down at 7-11 stuffin' his face with Slim Jims

Michael Moore, Michael Moore
He's a bore, that Michael Moore
His act's getting tired, it's very plain to see
(Moore: I'd run for president myself...but look at me!)

Who's worshipped by the mainstream press?
Who's always praised by the loony left?
Who's always rippin' our country to shreds?
Guess who (Moore: Who, me?) Yeah, you!

Who claims the U.S. causes all the world's misery?
Who calls the president a Nazi?

Michael Moore, Michael Moore
He's a bore, that Michael Moore
His act's getting tired, it's very plain to see
(Moore: Dude, where's my Twinkies?)

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Guy - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This was good. Write Moore, please.
Joelle - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, but the pacing could use a little work.
A smarter Andrew Morse than the guy who wrote this - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Your song should be praising him and the work he's done to enlighten people and fight scoundrels (both corporate and political). I guess you must be my evil republican twin.
greg stomberg - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
syberite2003@yahoo.com says michael moore is the greatest documentary maker ever, check out m m role in the rock opera adam g-214, 2073 a.d. , an anti bush rock opera. 'she's a west texas girl just like me' g.w.bush
greg stomberg - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
the parody sucked, if m moore is such a bore why is everyone talking about him?
greg stomberg - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
sounds like the work of a freshman in high school
greg stomberg - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm surprized this stupid song is still here.
Jeff Wilder - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing was a little off here and there. But overall I liked it (even though I like some of Moore's work).
g stomberg - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
here's parody for you 'this is the story of a man named bush who couldn't think cause his head was up his touche, he didn't have the brains god gave a flea and would not let the bill of rights be, his mind was mess of confection and he'll be gone this election.' i just made that up.
g stomberg - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
'when bush pooped his pants they started treating us like piss ants' is a line from the rock opera at http://mystic_lonewolf.tripod.com from the adam g214 rock opera.
g stomberg - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
for a real funny parody of bush and the nazi pope goto http://syberite.tripod.com

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