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Song Parodies -> "New Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Young Blood"

Original Performer:

The Coasters

Parody Song Title:

"New Blood"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

As more and more of amiright's best writers are no longer submitting their material, it's way too easy to despair for the future of this site. One bright spot is that many of the newer contributors (and a few remaining veterans who won't be intimidated) are stepping up with authority. Maybe Chuck won't have to pull the plug on this wonderful place after all. ;D

So many old writers are leavin',
No longer posting humor here.
But one thing keeps our hearts from grievin' -
Look who's here! Shed no tear!
Give a cheer! Have a beer!

New blood! Good, bud! New blood!
Oh they're gonna save amiright!

There're many good songs from Dan Creeden,
By Warren, carly-c, and Phil.
They'll write the stuff that we've been needin'.
So just chill! It's a thrill -
For they will - fill the bill!

New blood! No crud! New blood!
Oh, they're givin' all us delight!

Alvin is gone, and so's A.F. Won.
We can't replace both F.G. and T.T.
Old 21 and Guy are both gone.
I've been one bombed - into eternity.

John and the Gals still reign victorious
And Patrick stands so fearlessly.
Barry and Eagle both are glorious
And you'll see - Mark Scotti -
T.J.C. - and Timmy!

New blood! Song flood! New blood!
Oh, they will make everything right!

Illegitimi non carborundum! ;D

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 9

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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Mark Scotti - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Good call to "bear arms" or 'arm bears", or provide whatever whimsical magic we need to keep the creativity flowing...
Andria - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
It's too bad that so many veteran writers have jumped ship... the most longstanding writers in semi-regular attendance (parodies and comments) are probably me, John Barry, Conqueror of Parodies, Michael Pacholek and 2Eagle. Phil Nelson was here to some extent from 2005-07 IIRC, but jumped back in this year.

Excellent job here, and hopefully veteran writers will return, I've been successful at rekindling interest in other forums and blogs I'm on, maybe I'll get people interested in Amiright again. 5s.
Old Man Ribber - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Look who was just here! Why do I even try? ;D
Dan Creeden - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
A tip of the hat to Old Man Ribber. Three solid 5's for being a veteran kidder.
Leo Keough - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
My response should show up tomorrow in the form of a parody . . .
Old Man Ribber - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Darn it! I keep forgetting you, Leo. Please accept a senile man's apology. ;D
Leo Keough - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
No apology necessary...
Phil N - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for the mention! Yeah, like Andria said, I used to be here a lot and now I am again. An undisclosed state stifled my creativity for a while. Don't know what happened to a lot of the old writers, guess they ran out of material or got bored or something. 5's
Warren Baker - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice piece of work, OMR. And thanks for the shout out. Don't let the onester's get you down.
Andy Primus - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Just my luck that the ones you mention who have recently stopped posting are the ones who use the OS's that I mainly know.
Spare time can also be a factor. I posted about 70 during a 7 month period last year, but ony 9 in the 7 months since then.
Have 3 more 5's to help negate those nasty 1's.
Christie Marie M - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice to see you writing again! Great parody as always! Yeah, it's a shame that some of those best parody writers leave AIR and on hiatus. And I used to go on the site like crazy and comment on others parodies, but I just couldn't seem to find the time anymore. But this time, I'm working on a few parodies, which is one of the reasons I don't v/c as much. But I haven't forgotten about you or everybody else on this site. I still love everybody here! Hope you still keep on keepin' on with your parodies! As Warren says, don't let onesters get you down! Here I give you 5's!
Timmy1000 - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
I've been a little remiss since the start of the year myself, so thanks for the mention. I have tried to get on and vote and comment a bit and I think that counts to - there is always room for an audience.
Old Man Ribber - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Glad I'm rallying you to submit. At least my sacrifice of dignity and self-esteem to Mr. One has not been in vain. ;D
? - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't worry OMR. Your parodies are WAY WAY better than Max Power's by a very long chalk.

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