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Song Parodies -> "Daiquiri Smashed"

Original Song Title:

"Yakety Yak"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Coasters

Parody Song Title:

"Daiquiri Smashed"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

slaking, not tapering till bashed
floor meets your head bone when you've crashed
lets face it bub, the drinks you poured
ensure that you will rise no more
daiquiri smashed
gosh, you're trashed

you were the drunkest in the room
it burned one's eyes to smell your fumes
two fisted slurping left and right
until you finally lost the fight
daiquiri smashed
gosh, you're trashed

you tried a bit of this and that
until you wound up on the mat
the barkeep should have told you "scat"
you put on the dog, now you're lying flat
daiquiri smashed
gosh, you're trashed

you've got an alcoholic's looks
on excess, you could write a book
they'll drag your drunken ass outside
you've spent your lifetime getting fried
daiquiri smashed
gosh, you're trashed

daiquiri smashed...daiquiri smashed
daiquiri smashed...daiquiri smashed
daiquiri smashed...daiquiri smashed



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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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John Barry - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Title of the day. Smashing.
Invisible Boy - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Great title sub alvin. Love the word "slaking"
AFW - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Was that a hickory daiquiri, Doc? as the old joke goes...fine word fitting
alvin - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks john...thanks IB...thanks AFW.....lol
Timmy1000 - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job on this great OS, Alvin. Remember when you're smashed to "don't talk back" or you'll regret it the next day.
MadameDayQuery - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Love this drinking ditty, Sir Alvin, ~The Mighty duke 0'Roads~ almost as much as the TequilaCowboy, himself (El Bro of the TabascoCowboy)
Andria - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, Alvin, and I have gotten falling-down-and-ralphing-all-over-myself drunk on Daiquiris more than once. For mixed drinks, I prefer tonic and gin or a Vodka Collins. Great job, and 5s. My security code was RUM, by the way.
MrMacphisto - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
This is very appropriate considering the original is by the Coasters. 5-5-5
alvin - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks timmy....thanks MadameDayQuery...thanks andria...lol about the security code....thanks macphisto...yeah, hadn't thought of that...lol
Jonathan S. - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
The title was a smash, and so was the actual parody. Chalk one up for the "wish I'd thought of that" files. 556
alvin - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks jonathan
Claude Prez - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't think I've ever commented on one of your parodies without mentioning what a great title sub it is. Today is not the day. Great title sub; nicely executed.
alvin - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks claude
Mark Scotti - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm half in a bag already after reading this. Fantastic title sub!!!
alvin - February 22, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks mark

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