slaking, not tapering till bashed
floor meets your head bone when you've crashed
lets face it bub, the drinks you poured
ensure that you will rise no more
daiquiri smashed
gosh, you're trashed

you were the drunkest in the room
it burned one's eyes to smell your fumes
two fisted slurping left and right
until you finally lost the fight
daiquiri smashed
gosh, you're trashed

you tried a bit of this and that
until you wound up on the mat
the barkeep should have told you "scat"
you put on the dog, now you're lying flat
daiquiri smashed
gosh, you're trashed

you've got an alcoholic's looks
on excess, you could write a book
they'll drag your drunken ass outside
you've spent your lifetime getting fried
daiquiri smashed
gosh, you're trashed

daiquiri smashed...daiquiri smashed
daiquiri smashed...daiquiri smashed
daiquiri smashed...daiquiri smashed