-> "Mister Spock-man"
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Mister Spock-man, Vulcan-ish genes
Only half-human, Mum played field it seems...
Has pointy ears, like canine-ish Rover
And then his eyebrows: quite a sight, moreover!
Spock-man, he don’t condone
That thing called humour, no feelings shown
He’s emotionally lean
Mister Spock-man, smiles: unseen
Mister Spock-man, part of the team
Plays 3-D chess - game for which he is keen
The Captain’s moves have no logic - bother!
Yes, James T. Kirk sometimes, he’d gladly smother 
Spock-man, often has shown
Don't have no problem with bein’ alone
He turns on the tractor beam
Mister Spock-man, stolid regime
Mister Spock-man, haircut’s extreme
Does not illogicise as his mind is supreme
Given to mind melds, makes him seem so fancy
And when comes Pon Farr, well, it makes him antsy 
Mister Spock-man, Trekkies behold
His five-year mission, we saw it unfold
So - that Roddenberry, Gene
Mister Spock-man, brought us
He, he, he
Mister Spock-man, brought to our screens
 Get at the back of the queue, Nimoy. I saw him first.
 Quoting Wiki: "In Star Trek, pon farr is a psychophysical condition affecting Vulcans, in which Vulcan males and females go into heat every seven years, going into a blood fever, becoming violent, and finally dying if they do not mate with someone with whom they are empathically bonded or engage in the ritual battle known as kal-if-fee."
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