-> "Condoleeza Rice"
Original Song Title:
"Wouldn't It Be Nice" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Parody Written by:
Bruno the Elder
Condoleeza Rice, black isn't very,
and Colin Powell is much the same,
and J.C. Watts, who's kinda scary,
and Clarence Thomas, legally insane.
You know they gonna make is so much harder,
for the blacks who voted for Jimmy Carter.
Wouldn't they be white if they could wakeup,
in a world where Republicans rule.
After spending their lives like Daffy Duck,
wishing their feathers were Donald's hue.
Black Republicans they're always spending,
wishing every butt kiss was never ending.
Maybe if we kneal and say all our prayers,
Oh, baby they could all maybe, stumble, tumble fall down stairs.
They could be buried,
and then we'd be happy..
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