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Song Parodies -> "Cut the Fat Turkey"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Cut the Fat Turkey"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

I'm comin' home from Fort Wayne, to visit my relatives.
I just laugh aloud, and try to make a scene.
And I just wait to eat to live.
My sexy cousin, Nicole, always makes me feel alright.
But when I smell the turkey, my heart skips a beat.
Because I'm hungry as hell right now.


I wish that Dad could just cut the fat turkey.
I wish that Dad could just cut the fat turkey.


I don't care much for the rolls,
Or the butter mashed potatoes.
The jellied yams, and the blackkinda stuff.
I think those are olives.
I wish I could right by Dad,
So I could eat there all night.
I don't want to other food,
Or the dessert too.
I want the meat that looks so nice.

I wish that Dad could just cut the fat turkey.
I wish that Dad could just cut the fat turkey.
I wish that Dad could just cut the fat turkey.
I wish that Dad could just cut the fat turkey.
Go!
{keyboard solo}
Cut the turkey!
I wish that Dad could just cut the fat turkey.
I wish that Dad could just cut the fat turkey.
I wish that Dad could just cut the fat turkey.
I wish that Dad could just cut the fat turkey.
Go!
STG's serious crap.
STG POC

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