Song Parodies -> Choked Aroma!
| Original Song Title: | "Oklahoma!" |
| Original Performer: | Rodgers and Hammerstein |
| Parody Song Title: | "Choked Aroma!" |
| Parody Written by: | Arwen |
Again...this was supposed to be in before the holidays...but I ran into more than one roadblock. Anyway...this is part 2...after my idiot man surprised me with news that his office party would be at our house with about 18 seconds lead time...he volunteered to make the meal himself, in spite of his lack of prowess in the kitchen.
Man made plate!
Man made plate!
Gonna taste so great!
Made it with some cel'ry, carrots and potatoes,
Sprinkled in some onions
Spinach and tomatoes
Now I think I smell it from the other room
Might've overcooked it, cause it smells like doom
Asked "Can I help?" He just said "Nope!"
Don't think there's a way that I can cope!
Choked Aroma
Wafting in and everyone complains
"Now I couldn't eat!"
"It smells like feet!"
"Oh, my gag reflex I can't contain!"
Choked Aroma
"Are you sure that is a chicken pie?"
Overwhelmed by shock
Cunches like chalk
And it's bringin' tears into my eye!
If only I'd known, I'd have planned
If I'd planned, I'd have planned something grand!
But they all say
"Whoa!
Please take that tray away!"
And then they're sayin'
"Can't you confine Choked Aroma?"
Choked Aroma--dismay!
Choked Aroma
I don't think these folks'll come again
Say "The night was sweet!"
But they compete
Running from our house into the rain
Choked Aroma
It's so strong we'll smell it 'til July
And I cannot talk
The air is stocked
I just want to lay right down and cry!
Instead I'll just yell at the man
"At the least you could turn on a fan!"
And when I say
"HEY!
Just get out of my way!"
I'm really sayin'
"You're such a swine!" Choked Aroma!
Choked Aroma--
"Okay, I'll say it ruined my day!!"
Choked Aroma
DISMAY!
Man made plate!
Gonna taste so great!
Made it with some cel'ry, carrots and potatoes,
Sprinkled in some onions
Spinach and tomatoes
Now I think I smell it from the other room
Might've overcooked it, cause it smells like doom
Asked "Can I help?" He just said "Nope!"
Don't think there's a way that I can cope!
Choked Aroma
Wafting in and everyone complains
"Now I couldn't eat!"
"It smells like feet!"
"Oh, my gag reflex I can't contain!"
Choked Aroma
"Are you sure that is a chicken pie?"
Overwhelmed by shock
Cunches like chalk
And it's bringin' tears into my eye!
If only I'd known, I'd have planned
If I'd planned, I'd have planned something grand!
But they all say
"Whoa!
Please take that tray away!"
And then they're sayin'
"Can't you confine Choked Aroma?"
Choked Aroma--dismay!
Choked Aroma
I don't think these folks'll come again
Say "The night was sweet!"
But they compete
Running from our house into the rain
Choked Aroma
It's so strong we'll smell it 'til July
And I cannot talk
The air is stocked
I just want to lay right down and cry!
Instead I'll just yell at the man
"At the least you could turn on a fan!"
And when I say
"HEY!
Just get out of my way!"
I'm really sayin'
"You're such a swine!" Choked Aroma!
Choked Aroma--
"Okay, I'll say it ruined my day!!"
Choked Aroma
DISMAY!
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Waaaaay to complex. Just open the Oreos.
Terrific title turn..ass-umed it would have a flatulence theme..but, this is in better taste, and funnier..
You have the skills of the Iron Chef, or at least the Bronze Parodist
disgustingly funny...especially the "smells like feet" line...lol
Do you know how to make kim chee?
Rex...sure NOW you tell me. Where were you when I was calling for party tips???
AFW...thanks very much. I only did the fart humor once. I think. I'll have to check...; ) Thanks!
Matthias...but I want to be the GOLD Parodist. =( Damn my inability to write a hip/hop/rap parody about something stupid. ; )
alvin...hee hee...I'm glad you liked it!
2Eagle...no. I have often dreamed of learning how though. And by often I mean never...because I don't even know what that is. But NOW I want to know how to make it. =)
AFW...thanks very much. I only did the fart humor once. I think. I'll have to check...; ) Thanks!
Matthias...but I want to be the GOLD Parodist. =( Damn my inability to write a hip/hop/rap parody about something stupid. ; )
alvin...hee hee...I'm glad you liked it!
2Eagle...no. I have often dreamed of learning how though. And by often I mean never...because I don't even know what that is. But NOW I want to know how to make it. =)
*smile* That's what you get when you let a guy in kitchen... I'd like to order one 555 gram well-done song.
Great conclusion to a wonderfully funny story. Bravissimo! 555
Susanna...it'll never happen again. In fact, I thought about banning them from my house all together. But then I remembered that I'm sort of addicted to them...; )
Kristof...thanks!
Kristof...thanks!
LOL 555
Spaff.com is the "male Arwen"!!! 555!
Excellent title and parody. I was going to parody this song to describe how the U of O football team chokes in bowl games, but it appears that the bar has now been set too high.
(decath10) yes, you're right, chalk is quite cunchy, isn't it....(I only said that because you expected me to) - nice work arwen, but remind me not to visit your place until August - 555
smells like 555 to me great parody
(Decathlon - Event 10) Well done, Arwen! Hurry and take these 5's before I have to sample your dinner...then I'll probably give it back.
(DEC10) Title sub of the competition, and a brilliantly chucklesome parody to follow
(DEC) What Johnny D said, of course!
PMS...Thanks a bunch!
Johnny...I've been trying to tell him (and everyone else) that we're equals for ages...but he (and everyone else) refuses to believe me. Thanks for joining in the effort...=)
John...hehehehe...well I'd still like to read what you've got to write! =)Thanks!
Stuart...if that is some sneaky trick to get me to invite you visit my place AFTER August, you're going to have to try a lot harder than that. ; ) And thanks.
tomario...thanks a million!
bobpiecheese...hehehehe...I'll take 'em! Thanks!
Kristof...well, thanks! I had a lot of fun with the whole Decathlon...thanks for putting it on. Excellent idea, very well put together!
Johnny...excellent choice...if I were going to agree with anyone up there...it woudl have been him...; )
Johnny...I've been trying to tell him (and everyone else) that we're equals for ages...but he (and everyone else) refuses to believe me. Thanks for joining in the effort...=)
John...hehehehe...well I'd still like to read what you've got to write! =)Thanks!
Stuart...if that is some sneaky trick to get me to invite you visit my place AFTER August, you're going to have to try a lot harder than that. ; ) And thanks.
tomario...thanks a million!
bobpiecheese...hehehehe...I'll take 'em! Thanks!
Kristof...well, thanks! I had a lot of fun with the whole Decathlon...thanks for putting it on. Excellent idea, very well put together!
Johnny...excellent choice...if I were going to agree with anyone up there...it woudl have been him...; )
DKTOS but this got me laughing, 5s
And here I was, being all jealous that your man will actually cook! This one smells heavenly. :)
Hey, Arwen! Happy new year to you! (And to everyone on this site. I've just been away, that's all.) It's nice to read another wonderful ditty of yours...and now I'm hungry after reading it! =) 5-5-5
Oh, and happy (belated) birthday to ya! I guess you're the same age as me for now (that is, until the middle of July).
Oh, and happy (belated) birthday to ya! I guess you're the same age as me for now (that is, until the middle of July).
At first I wasn't sure what this one was gonna be about but I gave it a read anyway. Now that I know what it's about, I will vote 5,5,5.
Ditto on the above comments. By the way, I'm sure Arwen's lazy donkey* will come over here at some point to acknowledge her admirers. :-)
* I didn't wanna say "ass" although sometimes I'm tempted to.
* I didn't wanna say "ass" although sometimes I'm tempted to.
Once again...you got my attention. I've really become something of a slacker, haven't I?
Josh...hey, if I can make you laugh when you don't even know the song, it can't be too bad, huh? Thanks!
Ash...hehehehe...=) Well, I'm sure that your man doesn't cook because you're so good at it. From what I hear...
Serafina...It's always nice to read your kind comments...and thanks for the birthday wishes. Sorry for the delay in thanking you.
Mr. Critic...thanks for checking it out in spite of not having a clue what it might be about...=)
Mrs. Critic...I'm sure I thanked you up there somewhere. And you can say "ass" without worrying about offending anyone...because I said it first...and nobody is offended by anything I say. Apparently they are only offended by what I don't say. Like "Thank you." ; )
Josh...hey, if I can make you laugh when you don't even know the song, it can't be too bad, huh? Thanks!
Ash...hehehehe...=) Well, I'm sure that your man doesn't cook because you're so good at it. From what I hear...
Serafina...It's always nice to read your kind comments...and thanks for the birthday wishes. Sorry for the delay in thanking you.
Mr. Critic...thanks for checking it out in spite of not having a clue what it might be about...=)
Mrs. Critic...I'm sure I thanked you up there somewhere. And you can say "ass" without worrying about offending anyone...because I said it first...and nobody is offended by anything I say. Apparently they are only offended by what I don't say. Like "Thank you." ; )
So you're not offended by the word "ass" then? If so, then I shall feel free to use it in the future. But only in a good way.
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