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Song Parodies -> "Hematoma"

Original Song Title:

"Oklahoma"

Original Performer:

Rodgers and Hammerstein

Parody Song Title:

"Hematoma"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Head now hurt
Head now hurt, cause the blood now spurt
Gonna give you headaches, migraines and that nausea
Like you've been in battle
All the hurt it causeya
Hours on the I.V. in a private room
Nurses in there and nurses that zoom
Plenty of time you're filled with dope
Red ink on your chart, and lookin' for hope

Hematoma
When the clot starts formin' in your brain
And there's no cure-all, when it's subdural
And you just might pass out from the pain!
Hematoma
Yes,you might just belly up and die
But with any luck, next time you'll duck
And you won't seeing with one eye
You might give your fate to the Lord
But the Lord won't look out for your gourd
And now you're prayin'
Please fix my mind
Hematoma,
Hematoma , go "way!

(REPEAT VERSE, BUT SLURRINGLY THIS TIME

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Rex - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Extra credit for nausea/causeya.
John Barry - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Extra credit for the title.
Johnny D - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Extra credit if you and Mari perform this one at the Mayo Clinic.
Rick D - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
We were going to play there, but they put us on hold.
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
That line in the original about the hawk ALWAYS has begged for a nasty parody, IMHO.
Rex - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
You know, "Desperado" would make another good OS for this.
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Rex, how about "Impetigo"?
Rick C - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
This made my blood stand still.555
Michael Pacholek - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's a transfusion of five pints.

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