-> "In The Good Old Slimmer time"
Original Song Title:
"In The Good Old Summertime"
Parody Song Title:
"In The Good Old Slimmer time"
The Lyrics
I recall last year,
Had a belt hole here,
Good Old Slimmer Time
I could buckle my trousers
But, can't do that now, sirs
Good Old Slimmer Time
Used to romp in the clover
With little dog, Rover
But, now on my lap he can't climb
I sure need some slack there
I wish I was back there,
The Good Old Slimmer Time
In The Good Old Slimmer Time
In The Good Old Slimmer Time
I could wear most anything
Such was my waistline..
But, calories from sweet pastries
And pizza stacked up divine
Made me a tubzy wubzy
Miss that Good Old Slimmer Time
Never step on the scale,
At the pool, a beached whale
Good Old Slimmer Time
Was once my girl's hugboat
But, now I'm a tugboat
Good Old Slimmer Time
Size XX suspenders
Inhale chicken tenders
Whole turkeys and rib roast that's prime
I watch the telly
Peekin' over my belly
Good Old Slimmer Time
In The Good Old Slimmer Time
In The Good Old Slimmer Time
Way before this weighty gain
Ladies fair were mine
Now I'm so fat I scare the cat
And break the stairs when I climb
Can't see my tootsie wootsies
Miss that Good Old Slimmer Time
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