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Song Parodies -> "The Fat Came Back"

Original Song Title:

"The Cat Came Back"

Original Performer:

Misc.

Parody Song Title:

"The Fat Came Back"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This song has endless verses. Be glad I cut some of them. Unlike calories.
Old Mrs. Johnson had troubles all her past
She had a lot of fat that wouldn't leave her ass
She tried and she tried to work the fat away
She worked out to Denise, the VCR on play

But the fat came back the very next day
The fat came back, she thought that she looked slimmer
But the fat came back, it just wouldn't go away
Away, away, yeah, yeah, yeah

The man in the office swore he'd get the fat off right
He bought the exercise machines and worked it day and night
He waited and waited for the pounds he was to lose
But all that happened was his house blew a fuse

And the fat came back the very next day
The fat came back, he thought he was a winner
But the fat came back, it just wouldn't go away
Away, away, yeah, yeah, yeah

There was a little boy, liked to "Supersize"
Could'a strapped 'em 'round his middle, all those great big fries
Would'a gone on a diet but at school he ate
So no matter how he tried he just couldn't lose weight

And the fat came back the very next day
The fat came back, as he ate KFC dinner
But the fat came back, it just wouldn't go away
Away, away, yeah, yeah, yeah

A teenage girl went to Jenny Craig's
She should'a been as big around as one of her legs
She paid her money and she tried the plan
But she quit that scam when she got a man

Then the fat came back the very next day
The fat came back, her shadow made light dimmer
But the fat came back, it just wouldn't go away
Away, away, yeah, yeah, yeah

America needs to lose some pounds or bust
We're pushing down too hard on the old earth's crust
Pretty soon we're gonna reach critical mass
When you're out dear, get me some more Haagen-Dazs

So the fat comes back the very next day
The fat comes back, I'm such a chubby sinner
But the fat comes back, it just won't go away
Away, away, yeah, yeah, yeah

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Johnny D - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Flabulous. 5's
alvin rhodes - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
plump with humor
Solarfinder - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I've been looking for this song for so long....thank You

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