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Song Parodies -> "I'm Emergin'"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Emergin'"

Parody Written by:

Mytheos Holt

The Lyrics

Also requires knowledge of "The Ring."
NOAH is doing his work next to the TV, when suddenly the WELL appears and SAMARA begins singing out.

SAMARA
You thought you'd freed yourself from me
You thought I was at peace
Did you think I wasn't bad?
I killed your ex-wife's niece!

Freed my ghostnow you're toast.
Not to boast, but I'm Satan spawn
But you made me free
Yeah, you've made me free
And now, bud, you're gone!

(She pokes her head out of the well)
I'm emergin'

NOAH
AHHH!

SAMARA
Though with victims I'm well supplied,
I'm emergin'
I'm a ghost who loves homicide.

Now you thought I was a lost girl
The one who's lost is you!
Better start praying quick,
"Cause buddy, now you're through!

The well's lid's off this kid
But you did not copy my tape
Yeah now I have come
Yeah now I have come
And I'm taking shape

(She pokes her head out of the TV)
I'm emergin'

NOAH
AHHH!

SAMARA
Do you know how many have died?
I'm emergin'
See you on the other side.

Ooohhh

I am sogged, waterlogged,
But I've hogged all of the plot twists
Yeah, you thought I was dead
You thought I was dead
But I still exist!

I'm emergin'

NOAH
AHHH!

SAMARA
Don't worry, this won't really sting
I'm emergin'
You'll just see one big-ass ring.

I'm emergin', ooh oooh
I'm emergin'
I'm so bad inside
"Cause you're dead now, you released me, damn, you're stupid.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
You moron
Can't you see the future
It includes a big ring!

(She kills NOAH.)

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