-> "Atlantean Pie"
Original Song Title:
"American Pie"
Parody Song Title:
"Atlantean Pie"
Parody Written by:
Atlantima
The Lyrics
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how the crystal used to make them smile
But King Nedakh used his chance
To take a fighting stance
And no one else was happy for a while
There was a shepherd named Aziz
He wrote some scrolls and it was these
That were used by Milo
Well, he believed in Atlantis
His fluffy cat he prob'ly missed
On this expedition he did go
Well, I think that she's in love with him
Because I saw them take a secret swim
And she took off her skirt,
Mole likes to eat dirt,
He was a lonely, geeky, linguist dude
Mole and Vinny were quite rude
Ew - Mrs. Packard in the nude!
The day King Nedakh died
I started singin'..
Bye, bye, king Atlantean guy
Preston Whitmore is a bit more
Wealthy than you or I
Mole got drunk on Athilantan wine
Saying "Kida you're sure lookin' fine,
Kida you're sure lookin' fine"
I found a crystal glowing blue
And I said this is something new
Yadlugonikh, the native people say,
I reread the book once more,
My grandpa found it years before,
Commander Rourke would sell it, if you'd pay
In a battle the crew fought
For Crystal-Kida Rourke had caught
Atlantean was spoken
The lava flows were broken
And the old man I admire most,
Kida's father, was a ghost
Milo Thatch had helped the most,
The day King Nedakh died
And they started singin'..
Bye, bye, king Atlantean guy
Preston Whitmore is a bit more
Wealthy than you or I
Mole got drunk on Athilantan wine
Saying "Kida you're sure lookin' fine,
Kida you're sure lookin' fine"
Bye, bye, king Atlantean guy
Preston Whitmore is a bit more
Wealthy than you or I
Mole got drunk on Athilantan wine
Saying "Kida you're sure lookin' fine,
Kida you're sure lookin' fine"
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