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Song Parodies -> "Loose Seal"

Original Song Title:

"Lucille"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Little Richard

Parody Song Title:

"Loose Seal"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Just playing with the homonym......
Loose seal
Wreaking havoc at the zoo
Oh, loose seal
Stop that barking at our crew
Well, we should'a patched that hole
'Fore you got through

Loose seal
Please get back into your pen
Oh, loose seal
I'm not asking you again
We know you want out baby
Sick of where you been

Loose seal
Headin' for the bay
Loose seal
Wants to get away
Here's fish for you, baby
We are all pleadin' with you to stay

I came to work this morning
That seal had left the park
I asked the guys to get her
But they were feeding sharks
Loose seal
Now she's swimmin' out to sea
Here's some food for you, baby
Please just come back to me
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Adagio - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
What a neat homonym...funny on its own even!
Jeff Reuben - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever. The first seal song I've ever seen written on porpoise.
Mari D - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeff, there's always Elton John's "Grey Seal" which, in the Loose Seal universe, could be "Grace Eel."
Rod Worden - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Neat idea, Rick. 5s!
Paul Robinson - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick - Got me to guffaw out loud here, and so early in the morning, too. Oh, wait it's 7:15 PM! hmmm...should have set the alarm last night.
Claude Prez - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Does this make you the walrus? Great title; well done.
alvin rhodes - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy....i think you make me laugh harder than anyone on this site....5s
Rick D - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Alvin. I sometimes think my humor is a little dark and sarcastic for most people. My real forte is recording. I'm trying to ramp that up. (While still keeping my brain going with this writing thing)
Johnny D - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty clever, Highlander. How about "Loo Zeal" ? "Loose Heel" ? "Brooke Shields" ?
Agrimorfee - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
And of course, there's the old one about Kenny Rogers and the poorly attached tire on his car...Everyone, sing along...."You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel!" :)
Adagio - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
See what you started, Rick? :D ("You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel!"..lolololol)

Been thinking up raunchy retorts, JD?
Rick D - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I think someone did that here. I looked it up once.
Johnny D - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
What other kind are there, Adagio? :)

Naaah, I already made my retorts above, and they weren't raunchy.
Peregrin - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Good idea, Rick.

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