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Song Parodies -> "Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Richard Rees

The Lyrics

ok, this song is based around autistic people and the suffers they have to cope with, but its still funny, if you have trouble understanding the lyrics (because i wrote them in recording/editing form), email me at richardrees89@hotmail.com
tired of people not talking to me
feeling disgraceless
whilst under the furnace
dont know how to do A B C
put under the pressure
of stepping in dog poo

~caught in remidial class~
~caught in remidial class~

every thought that i make
is another mistake, dum dooo

~caught in remidial class~
~caught in remidial class~

[chorus]
i've become so dumb
i can't tie my shoes
and without your help
i cant count to 2
and by doing this
all i want to do
is go into some store
and lick all the shoes

i want to be able to count to 3
number 9 will do
and 7 will come next

and every time i wanted to pee
you had to be there
to lift me out my chair

~caught in the retarded class~
~caught in the retarded class~

and i do love barney
even though i am thir-ty-two

~caught in the retarded class~
~caught in the retarded class~

and elmos math mistakes are more than I CAN TAKE!

[chorus]

-bridge-

and i know
that i may end up failing to
hit the bowl
but when you in a chair, you cant exactally aim for the loo

[chorus]
[chorus] -im tired of being a retard that cant pee- X2
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Just Flipp - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment
it's a funny one but there so many parodies with the same name from the same os it just isn't original any more keep trying
Jamie O'Dea - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Having Asperger Syndome (which is a higher-functioning form of austism), I failed to to find that funny. It's okay, albeit offensive.

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