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Song Parodies -> "If You're Ever Feeling Gassy"

Original Song Title:

"Did You Ever See a Lassie?"

Original Performer:

Kid song

Parody Song Title:

"If You're Ever Feeling Gassy"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

If you're ever feeling gassy
A massie in assie
If you're ever feeling gassy
Go this way or that
(point downwind)

Go this way or that way
I don't want your butt spray
(hold nose)
If you're ever feeling gassy
Go this way, you rat

If you need to hock a lugie
Go this way or that way
If you need to hock a lugie
Don't spit where I'm at
(point at ground)

If I see tobaccy
I'm gonna face smackie
(make wide hand gesture)

If you're gonna hock a lugie
(make barf gesture)

I'll puke on your mat
(do it)

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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LucidLupin LeeBee - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but this made me smile ;)
carol - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick--this one brought a smile to me today. Good pacing, funny images. 5's all the way around.
Chuck A. Spear - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
This was fun- I only wish I had known these lyrics when I was in school! (For those who don't lnow: "Did You Ever See A Lassie" [Lassie as in a lass...not the dog] was a song we geezers used to sing in music class)
Chuck A. Spear - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
PS: 555

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