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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Bonus: Had Myself A Scary Little Car Ride"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Bonus: Had Myself A Scary Little Car Ride"

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The Lyrics

because you were bad in lieu of coal Santa asked me to post three additional parodies enjoy!
Had Myself A Scary Little Car Ride
dang near frikkin' died
Rex from work drove and on the ice we did slide

Had Myself A Scary Little Car Ride
earlier today
Rex won't drive me to work not again no way

had flashbacks to my olden days
thought my end of days were here
nearly hit someone made them cuss
flipped the bird at us oh dear

Rex the loon he drove drunk in this weather
that's against the law
and enraged I turned around and broke his jaw
so now he'll have to suck all his food through a straw
Merry Christmas and thanks for reading!

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AFW - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Maybe it's not the best idea to ride with someone who's name is a homonym to "Wrecks"
Jonathan - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
good point there AFW!
John Barry - December 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Rex had his Oedipus on the gas.
Jonathan - December 24, 2013 - Report this comment
thanks again for the comment John!

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