Song Parodies -> Have Yourself A Fairy Little Christmas
| Original Song Title: | "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Judy Garland |
| Parody Song Title: | "Have Yourself A Fairy Little Christmas" |
| Parody Written by: | sloatead |
have yourself a fairy little christmas
make the yuletide gay
be a flaming queen, if only for one day
HAVE YOURSELF A HOMOPHOBIC CHRISTMAS
HOMOS JUST AINT RIGHT
LIVE A STRAIGHT LIFE EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NIGHT
we're as diff'rent as night and day
I'M STRAIGHT
i am gay
I KNOW
maybe some day you'll understand
LET GO OF MY HAND, JUST BLOW
thru the years, i'll always be a homo
SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED
i know what you think, you say it very loud
WELL I AM STRAIGHT
and i am gay and i am proud
make the yuletide gay
be a flaming queen, if only for one day
HAVE YOURSELF A HOMOPHOBIC CHRISTMAS
HOMOS JUST AINT RIGHT
LIVE A STRAIGHT LIFE EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NIGHT
we're as diff'rent as night and day
I'M STRAIGHT
i am gay
I KNOW
maybe some day you'll understand
LET GO OF MY HAND, JUST BLOW
thru the years, i'll always be a homo
SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED
i know what you think, you say it very loud
WELL I AM STRAIGHT
and i am gay and i am proud
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