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Song Parodies -> "Someday I'll Marry J.Lo"
Original Song Title:
"Somewhere Over The Rainbow"
Original Performer:
Judy Garland
Parody Song Title:
"Someday I'll Marry J.Lo"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Monkeys
The Lyrics
Someday, I'll marry J.Lo
Just you wait
And when I marry J.Lo
My life will be so great
Some say, no way will J.Lo
Go for me
But her standards are way low
Looking at history
Someday you'll look inside the Star
And see me in a nudie bar without her
And if her street cred ever drops
I'll have a run-in with the cops
They'll talk about her
Someday, I'll marry J.Lo
Hey, why not?
Don't we all marry J.Lo?
Time I should have my shot
I'll do whatever my wife says
And they'll call me Mr. Lopez behind me
And when her latest movie flops
And all the press attention stops
She'll reassign me
Someday, I'll marry J.Lo
Wait and see
That girl cannot Just Say No
To matrimo-pho-ny
If crappy little dancer guy
Can marry J.Lo why oh why
Can't
I?
Just you wait
And when I marry J.Lo
My life will be so great
Some say, no way will J.Lo
Go for me
But her standards are way low
Looking at history
Someday you'll look inside the Star
And see me in a nudie bar without her
And if her street cred ever drops
I'll have a run-in with the cops
They'll talk about her
Someday, I'll marry J.Lo
Hey, why not?
Don't we all marry J.Lo?
Time I should have my shot
I'll do whatever my wife says
And they'll call me Mr. Lopez behind me
And when her latest movie flops
And all the press attention stops
She'll reassign me
Someday, I'll marry J.Lo
Wait and see
That girl cannot Just Say No
To matrimo-pho-ny
If crappy little dancer guy
Can marry J.Lo why oh why
Can't
I?
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ROFL!
Amazing! "But her standards are way low Looking at history"...best line
In the immortal words of Ray Stevens, "Let's hear it for the monkey!"
Hey, don't let her force a pre nup deal on you, monkeys.
Great Parody! LMAO
ROLF!
WM you rolled on a laughing floor again! LOL!
Thanks everyone
Great Parody, well done
Perfection.
What does "ROLF" mean? I know that ROFL means "rolling on floor laughing"... perhaps you made a typo?
Without a doubt the best I've ever seen- genius!!! Wish I could give you 6s
I MAY have read this back in the day ( which was a Wednesday....kidding) but this is aweosme! 555!
Wild Man: Wrong movie. Rolf was from "The Sound Of Music" - this was from "The Wiz!" JK LOL!
Anyway, as for you monkeys: 555 spouses of the week.
Anyway, as for you monkeys: 555 spouses of the week.
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