Song Parodies -> Have Yourself A Mary Lil For Christmas
| Original Song Title: | "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Judy Garland |
| Parody Song Title: | "Have Yourself A Mary Lil For Christmas" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Have yourself a Mary Lil For Christmas
Check out that red light
Bambi's gone
And Bubbles doesn't work tonight
Have yourself a Mary Lil For Christmas
Time of vice and play
Almost dawn,
The cops are probably miles away
What you need are some holdin' ways
Sexy foldin' ways of whore
Faithless wife, not so dear to you
Pourin' beer in you, once more
If your cash holds out, you'll include Heather
Kinda' fat, but "Wow"!
When it comes to fun these ladies sure know how..
So, Have Yourself A Mary Lil For Christmas, now
Yes, Have Yourself A Mary Lil For Christmas, now
Check out that red light
Bambi's gone
And Bubbles doesn't work tonight
Have yourself a Mary Lil For Christmas
Time of vice and play
Almost dawn,
The cops are probably miles away
What you need are some holdin' ways
Sexy foldin' ways of whore
Faithless wife, not so dear to you
Pourin' beer in you, once more
If your cash holds out, you'll include Heather
Kinda' fat, but "Wow"!
When it comes to fun these ladies sure know how..
So, Have Yourself A Mary Lil For Christmas, now
Yes, Have Yourself A Mary Lil For Christmas, now
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that'll jingle your bells all right
now that's what I call a hands on approach! 5's
Thanks, alvin, and carol
Everyone has their own brand of Christmas cheer, so cheer's to you!
Thanks, Rex
I think I'll stick with Candi Kayn. She's less expensive and almost as good. (Good Job: 5s)
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