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Song Parodies -> "I Block the Lane"

Original Song Title:

"I Walk the Line"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"I Block the Lane"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I've done a lot of driving and I say to people in a big-ass hurry, "Leave the house five minutes sooner!" It's not as if they had to make all their phone calls before leaving.
I keep a close watch on my car's rear view
I see all of the dangerous things you do
I see you speed and weave without a clue
Cause you're a pain, I block the lane

I find it easy to make you upset
I hear you rev the engine of your 'Vette
You're so pissed off you haven't passed me yet
Cause you're a pain, I block the lane

I see those headlights flickering behind
I see you act like you have lost your mind
From way up here I hear the gears you grind
Cause you're a pain, I block the lane

You want to race to every traffic light
You're so convinced you'll save time on your flight
I think that something in your head's not right
Cause you're a pain, I block the lane

You got your chance to roar on past my side
You flip me off as if it hurts my pride
And now you're stuck behind a double-wide
You're so insane, I block the lane

Working on it. under RAD & MAD, while it lasts.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Peregrin - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick, you can "Drive My Car"!
Leah Lockhart - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, this is a perfect song for my commute to work. Reminds me of drving down the 880 at rush hour. Good job.
Johnny D - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
For how you drive
You get three 5's
Adagio - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
This was so funny! I started smiling on the first verse, then laughed. 5's
Michael Pacholek - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
And the tears we cry for that woman are gonna thud you, Big Driver!
Meriadoc - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick this was great. I hate drivers who are in a hurry! Especially when they blow their horns at people who don't floor it pulling away from a red light. I usually shout at them "Take a valium!" 5-5-5.
Rick D - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone. I know none of us on THIS site ever drive like THAT. (We're too busy writing parodies!)
Leah Lockhart - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
It's those people who start swerving side to side behind you that piss me off, like they've got ants in their pants. I just LOVE to slow down parallel to some truck and bust 'em up. If I suddenly disappear, you'll know that someone has gone ballistic and shot me somewhere on the freeway near Oakland.
Claude Prez - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I just knew you ba**ards were doing it on purpose. Leave five minutes early my ass. Stay out of the passing lane!!! Unless you're passing!!!! Sorry; just reliving my commuting days; I could walk to work now if I wanted to. Funny song.
David Chrenko - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick, I left my commuting days behind me in LA - I live ten minutes from work in Seattle - but as you know since you've visit ed here - commuting is insane wherever you are. By the way, please email me. I need your new e-address. Thanks bro - I gave you I-5's (Interstate 5's) for a very funny parody.
Montebello this is Jeff - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
A-HAH -- so YOU'RE the one. (I'm the guy behind you, and I NEVER would have guessed that YE OF LITTLE PATIENCE isn't ALSO in a rush on the ROAD!) Boy, are YOU in trouble . . . next time you try to rush me into swinging a jumper!! (sorry, folks, inside joke) Hahaha.
Michael McVey - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I'll do this as a parody of "I Call Your Name" by the Mamas and Papas, about someone who blocks the lane even if you're not tailgating or anything. In other words, a typical San Antonio driver. I love it here, overall the people get a B+ as friendliness goes, but their driving gets an F. -- MM
Jeff Reuben - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent. I forwarded this to the person who inspired Don't Drive So Close to Me, she'll get a kick out of it. We've all been there, hopefully in the front car =)

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