"We’ll Have A Go”

Put your sweet hips a little closer to my own.
Tho’ just now I lack that certain “muscle tone,”
When my Viagra® works its magic down below
And helps to swell my little friend here, we’ll have a go.

Whisper to me, dear, that all along you knew
About this hitch and that it’s OK with you,
’Cause with a pill I can fulfill your needs, and so
It’s no hang-up on which to dwell, we’ll let it go.

One pill lets me be from front or rear
Your two-forty minute man
But if we longer than four hours go
Darlin’, call the doctor man!

Put your sweet hips a little closer to my own.
The drug's done the trick for me, let’s not postpone
Now that I’m jelled instead of “gelded,” Darlin’, oh,
Please won’t you tell my little friend here, we’ll have a go.