Song Parodies -> Those Special Numbers On Late TV
| Original Song Title: | "He'll Have To Go" |
| Original Performer: | Jim Reeves |
| Parody Song Title: | "Those Special Numbers On Late TV" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Kept my right ear pressed up tightly to the phone
Some girl said things that tickled me and made me groan
Like, "Hi, Big Guy, What's in your package, I'd like to see"
When I dialed up Those Special Numbers On Late TV
Sounds of licking, "Yes, yes, yes" set me aglow
Sent some warm and fuzzy feelings down below
I swallowed hard, and then a chill..goose pimpled me
When I dialed up Those Special Numbers On Late TV
With a voice as smooth as honey combs
Told me I could be her man
Said she wasn't wearing anything
All her clothes were on the stand..
Took a liking to the sexy way she speaks
So, I dialed nine hundred numbers for two weeks
Just got the bill, eight hundred bucks, it wasn't free
Now, I don't dial Those Special Numbers On Late TV
No, I don't dial Those Special Numbers On Late TV
Some girl said things that tickled me and made me groan
Like, "Hi, Big Guy, What's in your package, I'd like to see"
When I dialed up Those Special Numbers On Late TV
Sounds of licking, "Yes, yes, yes" set me aglow
Sent some warm and fuzzy feelings down below
I swallowed hard, and then a chill..goose pimpled me
When I dialed up Those Special Numbers On Late TV
With a voice as smooth as honey combs
Told me I could be her man
Said she wasn't wearing anything
All her clothes were on the stand..
Took a liking to the sexy way she speaks
So, I dialed nine hundred numbers for two weeks
Just got the bill, eight hundred bucks, it wasn't free
Now, I don't dial Those Special Numbers On Late TV
No, I don't dial Those Special Numbers On Late TV
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(555) 555-5555
I've never got the appeal of sex phone lines....I do, however, shave my right leg so I can pretend I'm in bed with a lady. ;-) This was a lot of fun, AFW. 555
Writing good parodies is your calling... 5-5-5
Thanks, alvin, good number....Kristof, now, there's an idea, and a funny one,....and MrMac, good pun
When she tells...that man on line 3...she loves to bl... Oops! Getting carried away with the spirit of the song...
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