IMO, it's funny that you left the crossdressing till after the chorus. BRA-vo. 5's

Hillarious! Great idea Arwen. The ending was the best part. (I meant that in a nice way.) :)

LOL!! this was good. 555

EEK! Is there anyone that you know that isn't a bit creepy and deranged, Arwen? ;-) This was of course...delightful. 555

GUFFAW !!! 555 !!! And what a BRILLIANT title-sub, too!

i bet he stuffed her stockings too

Very funny premise...and all around tersniffic parody...

he he 5s ;)

YAAAP. Interesting family you have...

That's Tom Delay, right? Hilarious. 5s

Hilarious! You got me laughing at work while my boss walked by. But it's cool, everything came up noses...I mean roses.

Tim...heheh...thanks! I aim to please...

Huff...and I took it in a nice way, too. I generally like to throw a punchline down at the end of a parody. Sometimes, it just doesn't happen...but I'm glad it worked for you this time. =)

Carol...=) Thanks very much!

Kristof...of course I know normal people. I just don't write parodies about them. They would be boring. ; ) Thanks!

Johnny...wow...2 compliments in all caps! That makes me smile. Thanks!

Alvin...hee! Thanks very much!

AFW...'tersniffic.' Nice. =)

LucidLupin LeeBee...thank you!

Rex...I love it when you say that! =) Thank you very very much.

John...um...actually, I've made it a point to stop following Mr. Delay on his nightime adventures. Far too troubling.

Jeff...thanks very much! It is ALWAYS my goal to embarrass people at work. SWEET!

Well, seems I've arrived "fashionably" late, heh heh. Very tit-ilating parody, if disturbing. My wife hates it when I wear her clothes, so I guess I should stop that, eh (laundry days are a perfectly legit reason to wear female clothes I say!) Great stuff Arwen. ;-)

I take it Hannah chose to Storm out of the room when she found out. I wonder if anybody besides me knows that Jimmy Boyd went on to be one of the stars of PBS' "The Electric Company"? He played, among others, J. Arthur Crank and the Blue Beetle.

I tell ya, they come out during the holidays... Regardless of how little sense my opening statement made, well done here Arwen. Especially liked 'freak/cheeks/physique' and the twist ending.

Excellent title and excellent conclusion (and the stuff in between was good, too).

Red Ant...I think arriving fashionably late is always the way to go...regardless of the parody's subject matter, or the real life event, really. This is partially because I love making an entrance, and partially because I just can't get my lazy ass anywhere on time. ; ) Thanks!

Michael...I'm sure that there is SOMEONE else in the world who knows that: Jimmy Boyd. But that's probably it. Smarty pants. ; )

2nz...thanks a bunch. I liked that little stanza, as well...=) But then, I'm an egomaniac, so I would have agreed with you no matter what you said you liked...=)

John...thank you very much!! =)

Wow. Festively filthy parody, in the Red Peters style (he does filthy Xmas parodies). Didn't know you had it in you! 555

well, I tell you, anyone who doesn't flee the scene after having had the lights flickered on and off at them has serious mental problems - which could easily manifest in bra-sniffing - I actually thought you went easy on him Arwen - 555

Agri...hehe. Are you saying that you've considered me to be a prude all this time? ; ) Thanks!

Stuart...I know, I dropped the ball. At the very least, I should have taken some incriminating photos with which to blackmail him. That's me...always getting the good ideas after the fact. Oh well...thanks!

This was a hoot! You go girl! Loved it....555

Thanks very much, Rick! =)

Guess I missed this one last week. Probably because I've been so busy lately! Anyway, here's another 5-5-5 vote for such funny stuff. =)

Well, I'm glad you were able to squeeze a little time in to drop by, Serafina! Thank you very much!

Fantastic stuff. Nice triple rhymes.

Back off. Hannah sprays her bras with Tommy Girl, which is all the invitation needed for a guy like me. I mean Tommy. Also, I'm sure there's a joke here somewhere about how "Hannah" works just as well backwards...

Leo...well if this isn't a Holiday Miracle then I don't know what is. THANK you very very much...especially just for dropping by. But, to be honest, I'm glad you didn't drop by to tell me how sucky I am. =)

Spaff...you know I might buy the excuse for sniffing the bras, if you could give me a valid one for wearing her pantyhose. I shudder to think what they must have been smeared in to get you to try them on.

Also...you, my dear, are a dirty bastard, for befouling a sweet and innocent name like Hannah. I will never be able to think of it the same way again...which means I might have to cross it off my list of prospective baby names.