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Song Parodies -> "Coverpage"

Original Song Title:

"Centerfold"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Coverpage"

Parody Written by:

enter_my_moshpit

The Lyrics

the first time i wrote this i put it under j. gelis band instead of Geils...i fixed alot of the errors in it....i mighta missed a couple but...oh wellso here it is...again...oh and incase u haven't noticed i changed my name...
Can he walk? Does he talk?
Is he still complete?
My really hot band teacher
Still pulls me from my seat

He was like a blanket
No one could ever stain
The thought of my teacher
Just drives so insane

Summers here I'm lookin' through a manly magazine
And there's my hot band teacher on the coverpage of "Scene"

CHORUS:
My heart beats fast
My memory has just been grasped
My teacher is the coverpage
Teacher is the coverpage
(Repeat)

Smiled at me during class
The sliped me a wink
I was so shy I turned away
Before I caught his eye

I still shake in my shoes
Whenever he shows those icey-blues
I had to hold on something
When ever he passed close by

Those nice and soft button shirts
Too magical to touch
Too see him in that tux
Is really just too much

CHORUS

It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land (cough *MICHEAL* cough)
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see him with his school clothes on

Take you car, Yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to the bandroom
And watch old 8o's movies

A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!

www.skylinedriveband.com My band teachers site/insiration for makin fun of ppl

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