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Song Parodies -> "Skipped Cristmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Irving Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Skipped Cristmas"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

One in a long series of anti-Christmas songs
I'm dreaming that we skipped Christmas
And no one played those awful songs
No more crowded shopping
The suicides dropping
The family pressures finally gone

I'm dreaming that we skipped Christmas
And only advertisers cared
Peoples' credit didn't get maxed
So I hope more Christmases get axed

I'm dreaming of no more Christmas
Let's start a brand new holiday
let's all be wishin''
For new tradition
Of doing everything our way
It's time we put it to a vote
For it's time that wagon gets fixed
So let's get that Christmas 86'd

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   2

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Katarina Glomazic - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Mu name is Katarina.I live in New York,and a big house.
someone against people against Christmas - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
i think it is very stupid to change the lyrics to classic Christmas song and then make the people that read/listen to it think that Christmas is something dumb and not worth celebrating when really, it is.

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