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Song Parodies -> "Poppin' all the Zits"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' on the Ritz"

Original Performer:

Irving Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Poppin' all the Zits"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Have you seen the pizza view
All across that face of you?
Just before a fancy date
So much acne, what a fate

Wish you were candy fed less
White peaks on dots of redness
Cleaning all that grime
And a squeezin’ good time

Now if no clue
And if you don’t know what you should do
Just have a go and make some pits
Poppin’ all the zits
When they’re ripe just pinch those pimples
Handi-wipes to clean out dimples
Watch that spritz
Poppin’ all the zits

Seems like there’s a million of those bloopers
Trying hard to make each take a pooper

Come let’s fix a bad complexion
Don’t use sticks or get infection
Use your mitts
Poppin’ all the zits

Squeeze ‘em slow, just don’t be in a hurry
Or you’ll get a skin tone like Bill Murray
There’s a worry

You will swear from pimply moppin’
Clean the chair and mirror from the gloppin’
All the bits
Poppin’ all the zits

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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AFW - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, if you acne....the visual experience is.. ewww..
John Barry - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
The acme of acne parody.
Below Average Dave - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Very, unusual Rick:) Gross--maybe--but poppers can't be choosers, 5s and make sure you wash your face. Great OS parody choice
2Eagle - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Poppin' all the zits -LOL.
LiLMissPoppins - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, Got Bulbs?
Ann Hammond - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I like
MrMacphisto - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
lol... nice...
Spoof-Man - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I like it too
Agrimorfee - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Good to see you back on the saddle again, popping out another batch. 555 and a black market scrip of Accutane for you.
Christie Marie M - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I had a great time erasing zits with Clearasil as a teen, but I used to pop them sometimes. My classmate would tell me not to squeeze them or my face would look like Mount Vesuvius! Anyways, great parody you wrote! 5's

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