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Song Parodies -> "God Bless This Troika"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless America"

Original Performer:

Irving Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"God Bless This Troika"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

These are three unrelated versions of the song, lumped together. Just riffing.
God bless America
For it just sneezed
A reaction, to action
Went to war and the Lord is not pleased
With our armies
And our navies
Other countries think we're rude
God bless America
Cause we're so screwed

God bless hysteria
Keeps us in line
Not enlightened, when frightened
So the press can manipulate minds
From the TV
And the papers
The reporters catch your eye
God bless hysteria
We're gonna die!

God bless erotica
Hand jobs I love
At attention, distention
In the night with a tight rubber glove
See some mountains and some derrières
With some motion there's the foam
God bless erotica
I keep at home

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

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Stuart McArthur - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
no reflection on me of course but I liked verse three the best - 555
Johnny D - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick Duncan, I'm voting you 5's because this is the second-best parody about naked sumo cricket I have ever read.

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