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Song Parodies -> "The Chief and Smart"

Original Song Title:

"Your Cheatin' Heart"

Original Performer:

Hank Williams

Parody Song Title:

"The Chief and Smart"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I had a job where I went into people's homes, and I noticed that for a few months between 10 and 11 AM, every T.V. set would be tuned to "Get Smart".
The Chief and Smart work for Control
And 99—Watch her eyes roll
On every case, their wits are half
The Chief and Smart- will make you laugh

When Siegfried says "Schmaht, you are through!"
His German role, played by a Jew
Then there's "The Craw"--"L"s he can't say
Stereotypes—can't do today

That robot guy—Hymie by name
Another Jew -so who's to blame?
Henry and Brooks, they wrote the role
The Chief and Smart aren't in control
This is the second worst parody I've ever done! Missed it by THIS much!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Guy - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
LOLed out of my chair. (LOLOOMC) This rocks Rick. I really liked Don Adams on that show. I tried to tune in to a rerun of it yesterday but was somehow on metric time. Missed it by THIS much. Keep on rockin' dude!
Maxwell Smart, Secret Agent 86 - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry about that, Chief!
Johnny D - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
heh heh heh Happy Thanksgiving!
Rice Cube - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Get Smart is the funniest old show I've ever seen. I can't wait for it to be released on DVD.
Billy Florio - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
i love Get smart...Buck Henry and Mel Brooks were genius's
sloatead - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
i just heard that song performed by luciano pavoratti and the london symphony orchestra would you believe ringo starr and a couple banjos would you believe my drunken neighbor and a kazoo
David Chrenko - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmmm...a job where you went into peoples homes . . . the words "cat burgler" come to mind. Well, Rick, you'll have to wait 'til I lower the cone of silence before I tell you what I gave your parody . . . Dzzzzzzzzzt . . . Okay Rick, now nobody can hear a word I'm saying . . . I gave it 5-5-5.
Rick D - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I wish I'd picked a song with more lyrics. There's a lot more to say about that show that I couldn't fit in the original song.

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