Ohhhhh
Lewdia, oh Lewdia, say have you done Lewdia
Lewdia, the half nude lady
Through the night her clothes get fewer
It's her lure so you'll do 'er
Lewdia, oh Lewdia, a rude attitudia
Lewdia, the gal with few clothes
On her back she's removing her panty hose
Revealing a flower that ain't quite a rose
But you'll dive on in while you're holding your nose
You can get a lot from Lewdia

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

If you come up with cash, she will do more than flash
For she likes to tease, then sell her wares
For a fee you can see her string "G" privately
If you think it's too much you'll say "Hell, who cares?"

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Lewdia, oh Lewdia, say have you done Lewdia
Lewdia, the half nude lady
When her muscles start a-clenchin'
You'll find fast relief for tension
Lewdia, oh Lewdia, a source of good mood t' ya
Lewdia the queen of the ball!

For two bills she'll show you the man in the boat
With a dose of Viagra you'll feel like a goat
Then sing you a song from the base of her throat
You can get a lot from Lewdia

She can do things that would shame Miss Lewinsky
She can play music by Igor Stravinsky
Here's her credentials picked up along her career
And you can ask for big somethings right in her ear

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Oh Lewdia, oh Lewdia that gal who goes nudia
Lewdia the vamp of them all!
She once did an Admiral, then the whole fleet
Without a shot fired they sank in defeat
And proudly she dressed and got back to the street
There is nothing quite like Lewdia

I had Lewdia!
(They had Lewdia)
We had Lewdia
Wha-ha!