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Song Parodies -> "Lewdia, The Half Nude Lady"

Original Song Title:

"Lydia, The Tattoo'd Lady"

Original Performer:

Groucho Marx

Parody Song Title:

"Lewdia, The Half Nude Lady"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

One of my favorite songs, you have to sing the word "lure" as "lew-er" to make it rhyme properly.
Lewdia, oh Lewdia, say have you done Lewdia
Lewdia, the half nude lady
Through the night her clothes get fewer
It's her lure so you'll do 'er
Lewdia, oh Lewdia, a rude attitudia
Lewdia, the gal with few clothes
On her back she's removing her panty hose
Revealing a flower that ain't quite a rose
But you'll dive on in while you're holding your nose
You can get a lot from Lewdia

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

If you come up with cash, she will do more than flash
For she likes to tease, then sell her wares
For a fee you can see her string "G" privately
If you think it's too much you'll say "Hell, who cares?"

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Lewdia, oh Lewdia, say have you done Lewdia
Lewdia, the half nude lady
When her muscles start a-clenchin'
You'll find fast relief for tension
Lewdia, oh Lewdia, a source of good mood t' ya
Lewdia the queen of the ball!

For two bills she'll show you the man in the boat
With a dose of Viagra you'll feel like a goat
Then sing you a song from the base of her throat
You can get a lot from Lewdia

She can do things that would shame Miss Lewinsky
She can play music by Igor Stravinsky
Here's her credentials picked up along her career
And you can ask for big somethings right in her ear

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Oh Lewdia, oh Lewdia that gal who goes nudia
Lewdia the vamp of them all!
She once did an Admiral, then the whole fleet
Without a shot fired they sank in defeat
And proudly she dressed and got back to the street
There is nothing quite like Lewdia

I had Lewdia!
(They had Lewdia)
We had Lewdia
New recording coming: "Media Celebrity"

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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 4   0
 5   2

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Phil Alexander - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, there's some wonderful wordplay in there - excellent one :-) I don't really know the whole song, just bits..

...PS I don't believe you when you say "without a shot fired..."
Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I enjoy a good cigar, too, but I take mine out once in a while.
Rick D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I knew someone would call me on the shot not being fired line
Jack Wilson - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Stray Pooch - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Freakin' brilliant, Rick! I especially liked "a source of good mood tí ya" - lol! (Love those, Ogden Nash-like rhymes!) Is this a 555? You bet your life!
alvin rhodes - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
groucho would be proud
Michael Pacholek - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Ogden Nash lines? You mean like, "Candy is dandy, but Lewdia screwed-a-ya"?
Rick D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm. I wonder what rhymes with "catch-all-heck?"
Jeff Reuben - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny lyrics, have to find a midi to sing along with before voting.
Adagio - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good parody.
EmiLoca - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Funny stuff!
Claude Prez - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Unbelievable. How am I supposed to just pick three? I'd love to hear this one recorded. - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Groucho Marx, Rick Duncan, and the clenchin' muscles of a half-nude lady? It must be my birthday.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Happy Easter, Spaff! (ask Mr Ellipsis) Plenty of sly puns in here, Rick! PS. Try 'satchel-wreck'.
John Jenkins - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
A lot of funny lines with very clever rhyming. The only time I heard the original song was at a piano bar in Yosemite Park.
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Meriadoc - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Have to pass on a vote as this was the only SOTM I was unable to find a download of, but seemed like a good job and very funny
Rick D - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This is from the movie "At the Circus". and Merry, send me those files again. I think I fixed problems at my end
Peregrin - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know it either, but I was intrigued by the words!
ethan - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
never really liked this now-banned genre much. sorry. looks well paced and written though
2nz - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe... found it. I enjoyed your version, but it's hard to improve on the comedic level of Groucho. Is that high C or vitamin D? 5's
Jonathan Robin - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Good Afternoon, In fact Julius Marx's Lydia was in itself a parody of T.S. Eliot McCavity poem familiar to some through "Cats"

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