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Song Parodies -> "Poor Laund'ring One"

Original Song Title:

"Poor Wand'ring One"

Original Performer:

Gilbert & Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Poor Laund'ring One"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics


Poor laund'ring one
Your clothes are sorely stained
Bleachin' each load
Cries sounding woe'd
Poor laun'dring one

Poor laund'ring one
If such detergent as mine
Can ease thy pain
Cleansing each stain
Why, take it, it's a buck, nine


Make soft, use gentle showers
Use all your clean-sing powers


Make clean, freshness will shine
If you need bleach, take mine

Poor laund'ring one
All of your colors have strayed
You'll wear, I think
Everything pink
Poor laund'ring one


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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Royce Miller - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I feel your pain, having written one or two about laundry mishaps myself.
Agrimorfee - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
G&S returns to rear their ugly heads! 555 (The Pirates of My-Pantz?...hey, Phil!... :))
Larry Hensley - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this parody was good. 5's

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