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Song Parodies -> "Poor Willow"

Original Song Title:

"Tit Willow (from 'The Mikado')"

Original Performer:

Gilbert & Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Poor Willow"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I've seen every episode of BTVS. Have you? If not, this may not mean much.
For two Buffy seasons, a shy little geek
Was Willow, was Willow, was Willow
With Xander she helped fight the demons each week
That Willow, that Willow, that Willow
She changed quite a lot once the show hit the air
Creators made her put that red in her hair
And of lousy boyfriends, she had more than her share
Poor Willow, poor Willow, poor Willow

The third season started, love interest came by
To Willow, to Willow, to Willow
Although a musician, he was a good guy
For Willow, for Willow, for Willow
A humble and mellow guitarist named "Oz"
He made her feel great, but he had a few flaws
Cause for once a month he would grow fur and some claws
Poor Willow, poor Willow, poor Willow

By season five/ six she had found a new pal
Our Willow, our Willow, our Willow
It wasn't an issue her love was a gal
Gay Willow, gay Willow, gay Willow
Through witchcraft and Glory was no better friend
Till her love got shot and no magic would mend
Then our girl almost took the whole world to it's end
Poor Willow, poor Willow, poor Willow
Feel free to write your own seventh season verse.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Phil Alexander - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Lovely, Rick. I must admit, I like writing parodies to this one (and it's only 'cause I've already done two that has stopped me from posting my paean to TweakUI :-) )
Johnny D - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Willow? Hah-rrrrowwwrrr. 5's
Jonathan C. - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Finally a BTVS parody that's actually funny. Thanks, Rick.

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