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Song Parodies -> "I'm Called Little Gutterbutt"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Called Little Buttercup"

Original Performer:

Gilbert and Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Called Little Gutterbutt"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is from a complete parody of "The H.M.S. Pinafore". The concept is the whole thing takes place in a bar like "Cheers" And Yes, it took a lot of beer to write it.
GUTTERBUTT ARIA

Hey, sailors! No matter your rank or station
Here is the end of your deprivation!
You give me what you can afford
With Gutterbutt around you won't be bored!

I'm called Little Gutterbutt
Sweet little Gutterbutt
Though I'm not blessed with a voice
Still, you can have Gutterbutt
Cheap Little Gutterbutt
And the disease of you choice

I've asthma and mono
The siff and the gono
I've dandruff and genital warts
There's even a rumor
I've got as brain tumor
But come on, you guys, let's be sports!

There's crabs in my booties
They're friends with the cooties
Please try to forget the strong smell
I may seem outrageous
And somewhat contagious
But drink and you'll say "What the hell!"

I'm called Little Gutterbutt
Loose Little Gutterbutt
Though I can't sing serenades
You still can have Gutterbutt
Gross Little Gutterbutt
You probably won't get my AIDS...
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