-> "Never Mind the Rye or Whiskey"
Original Song Title:
"Never Mind the Why or Wherefore"
Parody Song Title:
"Never Mind the Rye or Whiskey"
The Lyrics
SONG - RALF:
Never mind the rye and whisky
We love beer, and though it's risky
If we want the tappers open we must
Change Sir Hoseoff's mind
So let's not just sit here mopin'
Let's a proper answer find
ALL:
Stop the actions of the owner
Who has really gone too far
He is pulling one big boner
Taking brewskis from this bar
RALF:
I'm a man who gets his sips here
MORPH:
I'm a girl who gets her tips here
RALF:
I'm a man who often trips here
MORPH:
And I meet a lot of drips here
ALL:
Put the pitcher on the table
The solution's not complex
Drink until you are not able
To give a damn what happens next
MORPH:
Never mind the wine and bourbon
There is one thing that's disturbin'
Me and that is how can you complain
When no one pays his bill?
My poor father has been strainin'
While you sit and drink your fill
ALL:
Say, she's right we should be paying
Or we won't get any more
Listen up to what she's saying
Or he's going to lock the door
RALF:
And I don't find that amusing
MORPH:
So you better stop excusing
RALF:
My life's purpose I am losing
MORPH:
Now you'll have to quit your boozing
ALL:
Put the pitcher on the table
For the money will be found
We will only hear this fable
If you pour another round
RALF:
Never mind all the tequila
It is beer for which I feel a
Certain satisfying stupor
And for which I'll always fight
Though my hangover is super
I'll be in here every night
ALL:
Ralf, you know we're right behind you
You're the leader of us all
And we know where we can find you
Sleeping in the bathroom stall
MORPH:
So it's you that's been selected
RALF:
So it's me that's been elected?
MORPH:
Someone with a brain infected
RALF:
Someday that may be corrected
ALL:
Put the pitcher on the table
We know you can do the job
Now you wear the union label
You're the leader of this mob
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