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Song Parodies -> "Sir Hoseoff's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Sir Joseph's Song"

Original Performer:

Gilbert and Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Sir Hoseoff's Song"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is from a complete parody of "The H.M.S. Pinafore". The concept is the whole thing takes place in a bar like "Cheers" And Yes, it took a lot of beer to write it.
I am the owner of this dive
I own a chain of twenty-five
I have a staff who weighs me down like bricks

Like all those lawyers and accountants
And his chicks

Yes, a profit I must show
Or this place will have to go
This problem we must quickly fix

So sez his lawyers and accountants
And his chicks

You all must pay your bill
Or I'll close this bar and grill
And there's no place else to go for kicks

So sez his lawyers and accountants
And his chicks
Accountants chicks and lawyers
Exhibitionists and voyeurs
Know the tricks......

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