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Song Parodies -> "Give My PC To Broadband"

Original Song Title:

"Give My Regards To Broadway"

Original Performer:

George M Cohan

Parody Song Title:

"Give My PC To Broadband"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics


Did you ever see two cans apart?
To make a data line?
When the download’s just about to start
It takes a lot of time

The old-tech days they are goodbye
The end of copper wire
Now that fiber is here
Future is near
And the line’s on fire

Give my PC to broadband
Surrender to the modern norm
Give me a LAN with many megabits
So I can get more porn
All the new films I’m watching
Five hundred channels dusk to dawn
Give my PC to new broadband
Though I’ll still find there’s nothing on

Say hello to clear old 60’s shows
Reality TV
When you’re viewing “Baywatch” thar she blows
(t)It’s aways great to see
Anything good is a pay-per-view
As round the dial you roam
I don’t need a new gal
For I have this old pal
Right here in my home

Give my PC to broadband
Intend to see some more U-tube
Give me a LAN with many megabits
So I can get more boob
All the new films I’m watching
Five hundred channels dusk to dawn
Give my PC to new broadband
Though I’ll still find there’s nothing on





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MasonR - August 28, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! Nice choice of OS for this topic!
Tim Mayfield - August 28, 2008 - Report this comment
High society 5's for ya. Although you left out the inevitable slow machine becomes a butter churner once the virii and trojans take over and tie up your CPU spitting out illegal software for the world. Ah, and also the online companies threatening you if you don't upgrade to a faster machine because you're backing up the internet.

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